The History of Trips
On a hot summer day in the summer of 1887, Colonel J. H. "Tennessee" Harrison, pulled a steam powered train into the station in Nashville, TN, and loaded a group of excited travelers into the passenger cars and headed off on an adventure few of them would soon forget.
Some were sceptical, some were downright unbelieving, but all were willing to pay the price of two dollars in of the hopes of seeing the herds of wild buffalo the Colonel had promised them.
Along on the journey to help the Colonel provide for his band of travelers was his ruggedly handsome associate, Wayne. Wayne spent most of the trip serving hot tea and his famous lemon cookies.
The train traveled for several days, finally reaching it's pre-determined destination of Gardiner, Montana. There the passenegers were treated to the promise given by the Colonel, herds of wild buffalo roaming the plains.
After disembarking the train, Wayne was able to setup his camera and take many amazing photographs. Unfortunately all but one was lost in a tragic accident years later. The one remaining photo was said to be the inspiration of Colonel Harrison's still famous remark, "I'd give $2 to watch a buffalo fuck!"